Understanding Plant Parents - Unisex T-Shirt [SCIENCE MEETS HOUSEPLANT

Celebrate your green thumb with a hilarious twist! This bold tee decodes the everyday dramas of plant parenting with a scientific spin—perfect for those who talk to their monstera, panic over brown leaf tips, or feel triumph after keeping a succulent alive for 6 months straight. Funny, smart, and oh-so-relatable, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who's ever overwatered with love.

✔ The PERFECT GIFT for plant parents, houseplant collectors, and anyone who turns their living room into a jungle!
✔ Made Just for You! – Please Check Size and Color Carefully, as We Cannot Offer RETURNS or EXCHANGES.
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Each Item is Made Just for You!

Our products are made to order just for you to reduce waste and overproduction. Because of this, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size, color, or change of mind. Please check the size chart before placing your order. If you have any questions about sizing, fit, or colors, feel free to send us a message—we’re happy to help!

The Ultimate Gift for Plant Geeks & Garden Gurus

Looking for a funny and clever tee for the botanically obsessed? Whether for a birthday, holiday, or plant-versary, this design is perfect for:

🪴 Plant Parents & Indoor Jungle Owners
📊 Data-Driven Green Thumbs
🌱 Succulent & Leafy Plant Collectors
🎁 Anyone Who Understands Leaf Panic Mode!

Pair it with a matching mug or tote bag for a nerdy houseplant gift bundle!

Free Shipping!

Each item is made-to-order to reduce waste. Production takes 2-5 business days, and shipping usually takes 2-5 days after that.

⏳ Plants take time—so does great shipping!

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Product Details:

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel.
• Durability: Ribbed knit collar and side seams for long-lasting shape retention.
• Print: High-quality white print with clear icons and crisp text.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
• Do not use bleach.
• Tumble dry low heat.
• Iron, steam, or dry at medium heat. Do not iron the print directly.
• Do not dry clean.

🌿 Diagnose your plant parenthood like a pro—grab yours now! 🌿